Take me as I am or kiss my ass
❦ Black mid waist denim flares
❦ Super flattering fit ‘n’ flare cut
❦ Back pocket ‘Bless This Mess’ embroidery in white
❦ Branded button & fly zipper fastening
❦ Stretch denim = your go-to comfort jeans
❦ Gunmetal branded rivers
❦ Belt loops & false leather ‘DIS’ patch on waistband
❦ Embrace this disgrace
❦ 77% cotton / 22% polyester / 1% spandex
Sonya is 5’5” and wearing a Waist 24″
Rhiannon is 5’6″ and is wearing a Waist 24″
We ship worldwide, so we’re closer than you think 👽
Standard orders are currently dispatched within 48 hours.
Express orders placed before 6pm GMT will be dispatched the same working day.
Orders are picked and packed 7 days a week, and are dispatched Mon-Sat.
Full shipping info and Christmas delivery cutoff dates can be found here.
| Standard Untracked | £3.50 | 1-2 working days |
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| Express Tracked | £6.50 | Next working day. Order before 6pm |
| Premier Unlimited Express | £9.95 | Unlimited Next working day for 1 year!. Order before 6pm |
| FREE Standard Untracked! | All Orders over £50 | 1-2 working days |
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Express next working day orders to the UK Highlands or Channel Islands may take 2 working days. We are unfortunately unable to ship to BFPO postcodes.
Please note: Royal Mail strikes taking place between until 31st December may delay UK Standard / Free Standard orders significantly. |
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We offer a 30 day returns guarantee!
Full details of how to make a return can be found here.
Orders placed within December are eligible for return until January 31st providing all standard returns criteria are met.





















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